Teh Slax

Teh Slax raids from 4:30PM to roughly 8:30PM, Monday through Thursday. We expect consistent attendance from all our raiders, as we are not a casual zerg guild.

We are looking for people that will “fit in” to our little clique: people who listen well, pay attention and know how to be prepared without some retarded gorilla screaming at them. Drama queens and soapbox orators may look elsewhere for their raiding needs.

Literacy: Because 82% of the world can't be wrong.

"Fuck Vent." is now widely known as our dogma. You must be comfortable enough with not using voice communication.

We handle assignments through various chat channels and use macros and mods to handle raid-wide issues. As such, you are expected to be able to communicate concisely and understand such instructions. Again: We do not use voice communication.

Situational Awareness: Now with shiny red stuff

Everyone makes mistakes. Casting Frost Nova on Felmystʼs skeletons in the middle of the priests mightʼve seemed like a good idea at the time. Taunting Brutallus as a Holy Paladin at 6% mightʼve induced brain hemorrhage due to multiple facepalms.

Shit happens.

However, shit must not happen often. And elementary shit is expected to not happen at all short of an act of the Gaming God or the RNG.

We expect you to know that casting a Regrowth on yourself while standing in a Doomfire is a retarded idea, and thus, not do it.

We do not use voice communication. We expect you to know that youʼre Doomed, The Bomb(tm) or that the guy next to you just received Najʼentusʼ anal probe. We also obviously expect you to do something about it without being told.

Application Format

As far as applications go, free form it. I want to know that youʼre not illiterate. Show me what youʼre capable of and what you think will help us accept you into Teh Slax.

If your application doesnʼt make me scroll down, or if I take less than a minute to read it, youʼve probably failed to put yourself in the spotlight.

Before applying please keep in mind that if you are unable to take criticism, however harsh it may seem, and learn to improve from such, you will quite probably not find raiding with us enjoyable. We are looking for people who can acknowledge their mistakes, and whatever part of their role in which they are lacking, and suck it up.

That being said, we're still ridiculously relax. We just hate scrubs.

Application Review

Even people with eight level-capped characters have some form of a life, so don't expect to get a reply within fifteen minutes of submitting an app.

If you look like you've got potential, we'll contact you. Contacting someone about the status of your application is grounds for immediate dismissal.

We can get an absolute shit-ton of apps at times, and it's really fucking annoying to log on to a spam of "omg omg omg AM I IN!?"

How to App

After having thoroughly read, re-read and understood this page, create an account and post on the applications forum.

Art, over 1 year ago.